Tuesday at Cheongster Cafe: New Singlish Dictionary

By Felix Cheong

FOREIGN like ping pong
Mixed like lontong
Hot like Geylang
Heartland like Jurong

Long like pee queue
Sticky like lor mee
Stuck like MRT
Sorry like Kong Hee

Cheap like JB
Missing like taxi
Saigang like army
Hair like Amos Yee

Bounce like COE
Ambush like ERP
Tense like PSLE
Kancheong like GCE

Come back like SDP
Waiting like WP
Helicopter like MP
Movable like GRC

 

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- Felix Cheong